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My friend need a new job - This is his resume

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Resume

Date prepared: 9 March 2008(12.00 am)

Personal Particular Name: Samy Vellu Age: 72 Sex: Male Race: Please see my name Correspondence address: Kementerian Kerjaraya, Putra Jaya.( Not valid after 10 March 2008) Contact Number: N/A

Highest Education

  1. LCE @ Sijil Rendah Pelajaran Malaysia (SRP)

Working Experience

  1. As work minister for 30 years
  2. MIC leader for 30 years

Achievements:

  1. Increase Toll fee & set up new toll

  2. Proposal to solve Parliament building water leakage issue-(Project failed due to technical error, not my fault)

  3. Proposal to Solve traffic congestion in Penang bridge by introducing Helicopter to lift the break down / accident car ( Project cancel due to technical error, not my fault)

  4. Won in Election (Sg. Siput) for 30 years consecutive. (Lost in 2008 election due to technical error, not my fault)

Personal Strengths:

  1. Good interpersonal skill – Able to communicate well & respect by all level of people.

  2. Good problem solving skill – by denying all faults

Expected salary: Not important (As long as I get a job…)

References:

  1. HINDRAF members
  2. People of Sungai Siput

source - forwarded emails, fixed a bit here and there :)