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England and rooney

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Another Cibai Conversation

SpatulaLim Yo~ morning guys… An cua today? Me sick today.. Sipet sien~ feeling like zombie nia.. Last nite when beckham took the freekick I asked Donald come n c the world’s scarriest freekick taker… Shit~ it goals!!! Damn chun the freekick.. Directly banana spin into the net.

OneObi Yeah yeah….hehe. I watched that match too. Beckham…damn good…. that freekick… Chun Chun went into the net……hehe

SpatulaLim Actually overall English performance is like shit.. They cant even attack ppl.. They just depend on Beckham’s corner n freekick nia, another guy that day that performed very well is Lennon.. Which substituted Beckham last nite.

OneObi Agreeable… not sure they’ll qualify into SemiF or not

SpatulaLim Actually the Ecuador’s tactic was to draw with England and go for extra time & penalty.. The Ecuadorian is very confident with their durability (coz Oo lang very durable comparing to angmo) but somehow they miscalculate Beckham’s freekick.. Too bad.. Last nite I already want England to be knocked out n bye bye to them in worldcup 2006 but somehow my dream doesn’t come true.. Shit!!! They wont have better luck next match.

OneObi Haaha…seems like u don’t support England huh?

SpatulaLim 1st round I already want them out la.. Hopefully they dun be that hor kau mia until Semi else meet Brazil sia sui eat egg.. Next round Portugal dunno how lo~ coz last nite Portugal got 2 redcards, Deco may not in next round… Shit!

OneObi Why u hate england so much?

SpatulaLim I no hate them.. But I dun wanna c “seee” ball in worldcup… U know the match very shitty u know? Boring le~

OneObi Not much attacking for u huh? :)

SpatulaLim Yala~ the pace very slow.. I pay Starhub to c WORLDCUP le~ … Not only banana freekick.. I want aggressive one’s like Portugal vs Holland last nite.. 4 redcards.. Like that ma.. Pushing, jersey charge, sliding tackle.. Then dun stop even already scored.. Dun u c england already in defensive mode after scoring 1 goal? They only put that ronnie kid (gonnie = Goo = Bull, play like a bull) infront to steal chicken?

OneObi True… england’s tactic….. win then enough…. no need to win with glory

SpatulaLim Dunno why .. Recently they so good dog life

Here comes in Felicia Pee

I support England!!!

Regards,

Felicia Pee

SpatulaLim Last nite is Ecuador, paraguay already kena knocked out in 1st round.. Already bye bye to worldcup liao~ Crouch is nothing la.. They can’t even play… U wanna c how they play with portugal next round?

Felicia Pee Agreed! The previous matches she had all yee ta luk team. Beckham’s banana kick still bao3 dao1 wei4 lao3, his free kick - freaking cool! Chun chun beside the tiang. Walao! But his stamina started drop loh! See him so chuan resting in player sit there.

England’s defense always goodlah. Lagi got a kou lou Crouch there, haha! He is so outstanding in sense of height. Like the tiang in GOAL gate there, hahaha……

The match yesterday a bit disappointed. Eng got a lot chance to shot the goal when near to the gate but missed it, so geram!!

But the referee also cha~ Paraguay made hand ball they also din chui PP.

OneObi So ah lim, you predict Portugal will “sure win” next round??

Felicia Pee Pai seh~ thanks for correcting me. Is Ecuador, not Paraguay…. When is that match? Crouch is cute! He just play defense nia ma~ When u see he stand a line with others teammate during free kick, so entertaining loh, he no need to jump hahaha! :D

SpatulaLim

Portugal sure win ar?? Dun think so.. Coz Deco is redcard.. Will miss the match liao~ if he no in.. One Figo is nothing la~ but England not easy to eat Portugal la.. Unless Portugal is so sui until lost to them. Overall Portugal more power. Crouch if not mistaken is a forward midfielder..

Felicia Pee Yup, but he always put in for defense strategy.

SpatulaLim Coz as Obi said.. They just want a small win rather than big win ma.. England strategy is always half half.. Not to say attacking n oso defensive.. Their attacking power is so lame~

Felicia Pee Win is win, no small win or big win lah~ As long they WIN!!!! Yeah!!

OneObi Won Paraguay bcoz of Beckham’s Free Kick Won Ecuador, bcoz of Beckham’s Free Kick

Without Beckham, England awal-awal sudah mampus

SpatulaLim Yup… WC oso knows hor.. Actually his rooney kid got come in or not oso no effect .. All depends on his freekick.. That day crouch in oso coz of his well delivery.

SpatulaLim Talk football with ppl that 4 years only watch one time football one = wanna vomit.. Ppl watch every EPL/ISA/CL la.. U know all these terms ar? Tell in 5mins.. Dun check internet or ask ppl.

quote : Felicia Pee Win is win, no small win or big win lah~ As long they WIN!!!! Yeah!!

Felicia Pee But Rooney not bad wat~ fast loh him! Unfortunately Owen tiok siong back home liao……… huh.. huh…

Regards, Felicia Pee

SpatulaLim Yup… WC oso knows hor.. Actually his rooney kid got come in or not oso no effect .. All depends on his freekick.. That day crouch in oso coz of his well delivery.

Felicia Pee Who care!! I admitted I din watch it a lot. But got a ppl who not watch football only 4 yrs once keep sending his chui nua to my mailbox ( I dun think watch a lot pun….), I ma send back a bit loh! Float in my mailbox liao!!

Regards,

Felicia Pee

SpatulaLim U know rooney kid background ar? Ppl played boxing b4 joining football la.. Fast but kenot in ma.. Useless oso.. Wasting $$$.. I pay starhub to c more goals le~ dun tell me all these bullshit.. I want more GOALs.. Understand ar? Dun let me throw the manager’s the files… Owen go back coz they want rooney kid in.. Coz they playing in the same position.. One in another must out.. Else where got excuse la.. Understand bor?

Spatula Lim Ngek ngek… Then must do abit homework..

OneObi Wah…. is it real? Never thought of Owen’s keluar is actually planned…

SpatulaLim Haih~ everything happened must have the “VALID” reason la… Somemore Owen kenot performed these years.. He no out.. Who out?

Felicia Pee Please lah! What Rooney play boxing? Where u get those bullshit? He play football since 12 yrs old ok!! Please lah! Owen really injured lah, Siao lang! His leg twisted in Sweden match lah! U really think I dun know ah~

Since u like to use factory and fact thing in conversation, show me the fact!!!

Talk nice nice ok?! We all r su bun lang, I’m a lady……..

Regards, Felicia Pee

OneObi I sense another gah loh coming…..

SpatulaLim Wei~ u really dunno he played boxing hor.. Hmm… So wat? Plz football since 12 years old kenot play boxing oso? Who told u speak mandarin kenot speak malay liao one? Got such thing? Plz la.. Somemore u thot every football report is true ar.. Yo~ think like an adult.. Ppl oso said rooney kenot play in knockout round lo~ but why he is in?? Dun watch the news n direct interpret without filter.. Plz la… My previous maxis bill are paid using EPL betting ok?

SpatulaLim Hiak hiak… She is just a kid in football.. Ignore her.. Let’s continue our football chat.. Let me analyse more n tell u.. Tonite onwards I m healthy enuf to analyse liao after few days rest coz of slight fever + dizziness..

OneObi Hahaha…. okok…. she’s just a kid in football? Maybe she just pura-pura….maybe she’s a master in football…

SpatulaLim Yeah..maybe hor.. Who knows.. Hiak hiak hiak..

Felicia Pee Dun talk all of that, show me the data

Spatula Lim Che wah.. Then u show me Crouch is good enuf, n rooney plays football since 12 lo~ show lo~ want me to predict who will win next match or not? This kinda data solid enuf ar? Ppl prove things by prediction n the prediction comes true.. Not talk talk only.. Understand ar? Everyday hor.. Plz notice my msn nick la.. Those are all prediction n comes true.. Understand ar? My housemate is the withness.. No need evidence.. I introduce u real life withness.. Want ar?

Felicia Pee First of all, I din said Crouch is good, I said he is cute and entertaining.

If this way, u talk all lah! Show me the fact, come on~ show me the data!! He won any amateur from boxing? Owen sent back not bcoz of his injury?

Ur predicts so geng is ur business (geng meh?). Fact is fact, fact is not prediction, but fact drive result. Show me, where is the data?

Show me, show me your data!

Felicia Pee Chi Sin

SpatulaLim Subject: RE: yo~ ancua?

First of all… I said play boxing not got into any tournament.. understand English ar? .. I didn’t say he can fight with Tyson.. my english got matter or ur English got matter? Show u wat data? Wat u wanna do if I show u all my data?? U show me 1st lo~ where u got to know he starts to play since 12years old? Show me ur data 1st? hey… kid.. show me ur data before 8pm tonight else it might affect your focal this year again.. this is your last chance to prove your capability ar.. show me your data when is owen injured n y must he be sent back to England but not staying in germany? Germany got not such medic meh? Why? Show me this data 1st… else ur focal affected again!!! I WANT IT TONIGHT.. I m not gonna repeat n repeat again.. we r all adults.. ok? Next.. did I said rooney kid joined any amature boxing? Did i?? show me the data.. it’s me that should ask from u.. not u .. .ok? show me all these data.. fulfill my request by tonight.. ok? Send me a good report end of today.. I already said is prediction so wat it concerns u? if u want data from prediction then go ask those fortune tellers la.. they oso predict ma.. somemore very good n kengcao leh~ they do bisness lo~ ancua? Ok.. let’s cut the crap.. give me a good report by tonight.. ok? 8pm ar